Cats Only

 

"One cat just leads to another."

~ Ernest Hemingway

 

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."  

~ Faith Resnick

 

"If cats could talk, they wouldn't." 

~ Nan Porter

 

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." 

~ Unknown

 

 

Dogs Only

 

”If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”

~Andy Rooney
 

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. “

~ Christopher Morley

 

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."

~ Edward Abbey

 

"We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment" (Sanborn 19). 

~ George Eliot

 

"It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.   Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made he (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one...that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.  The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot." 

~ Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)

 

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one who never deserts him, the one who never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is the dog."
~ Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia
 

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." 

~ Roger Caras

 

"You think those dogs will not be in heaven!  I tell you they will be there long before any of us."

~  Robert Louis Stevenson (1850~1894)

 

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."  

~ Unknown

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." 

 ~ Woodrow Wilson

 

"Old Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a shelter; his real name was Spike." 

~ World Features Syndicate

 

"Disney's "Shaggy Dog" was bought for 2 dollars at a pound." 

~ World Features Syndicate

 

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